| Quote | Person |
| "I remember shagging his hand" | Dwain |
| "I keep going round picking up these new members" | Rob Lang |
| "The dropship pilot has gold braid on his jumpsuit"
"What does that mean" "It means he has gold stringy stuff on his uniform" |
Dwain Kieth Byrnie |
| "Terminal velocity, is that fast enough?" | Baldrick |
| "I hate fucking Akkarakians" | Kieth |
| "Shields on Harvesters, why?"
"Mutant corn" |
Rob Gaines |
| "He's a fucking nutter" | Tamas |
| "You've got nothing to say so say nothing" | Fish |
| "They're only children, we don't need high caliber weapons" | Fish |
| "Akkarakians know things" | Fish |
| "We'll stow away in star sheep" | Fish |
| "No, I'm completely wrong and talking bollocks" | Byrnie |
| "How dare you start drawing knives in my teatime" | Rob Lang (Chris, NPC) |
| "We have come to kill these men" "Oh sit down and have some tea" |
Rob Lang (Akkarakian, NPC) Rob Lang (Chris, NPC) |
| "How big is my rock and how fast is it melting?" | Chris |
| "We've got a bomb here, and we don't want it" | Fish |
| "I don't need slight of hand, I've got heavy weapons" | Fish |
| "We killed your friends. Sorry." | Fish |
| "Who wants to twat some fucking git?" | Fish |
| "You've got to get into the hanger first" "Open the door" |
Rob Lang Fish |
| "Your special forces record is exemplary" "We hacked it" |
Rob Lang Fish |
| "I spontaniously HATE THEM ALL" | Byrnie |
| "I want it to look for a random wandering cloaked bloke" | Fish |
| "You've fucked up if she's putty in your hands, you've been a bit rough" | Fish |
| "What's with the cheese?" | Rob Lang |
| "I still don't have an explosive grenade!" | Fish |
| "What's the range of an HGV? with a full tank of petrol? About 400 miles." |
Baron Fish |
| "He's good with cutting equipment. Yeah? What's he like with lawn mowers?" |
Rob Lang Fish |
| On justifying how to arrest many suspected syndicate operatives: "Once we get them all in one room we can arrest them for having a clandestine meeting." |
Fish |
| "Nuke his head from the inside." | Fish |
| "They're bananas!!" "How" "Well, they're yellow and curved." |
Fish Other Fish |
| "A sanctioned crate: You can travel in it but it's not comfortable." "And not that fast." |
Rob Lang Fish |
| "Built like a brick shit-house." "Not a shit brick house, then?" |
Rob Lang Fish |
| "Let's shoot him in the head! Can we do it without him noticing?" |
Fish |
| (SMUG)"What would happen in Grav Cars kinda like - fell out of the sky?" "They'd kinda like - hit the ground." |
Dwain Fish |
| "He's been dumped" "Yeah, by the coffee maker" |
Pete Fish |
| "Whats your name? Anna Bolic?" | Pete |
| "One of them's butch, hairy and one of them's Fish" | Pete |
| "Where would information be stored?" "Terminal?" "Terminal." "Yeah, it was really..." |
Pete Byrnie Pete Byrnie |
| "If Eric modifies my bike I'll be a fighter pilot" "No, you'll be a firework" |
Byrnie Fish |
| "It's not fucked up, it's the wankers." | Rob |
| "They went, identified the body and decided to do a bit of poking" | Dwain |
| "What about AI?" "AI?" "Artificial Intelligence" |
Dwain Rob Dwain |
| "How do we post it anonymously?" "Post it to his board" |
Byrnie Fish |
| "If Eric modifies my bike I'll be a fighter pilot" "No, you'll be a firework" |
Byrnie Fish |
| On the subject of 7.2 ammunition: "Slip them into their food" |
Fish |
| "Lucas, do you know what was up with two people chasing you down the street with machetes?" "Yeah, they could have caught me" |
Dwain Pete |
| "You should have held her when she was unconscious" "I was too busy looking cool" |
Byrnie Pete |
| "I don't like the fact that someone is trying to kill me" | Dwain |
| "That was positively Fish-esque" | Byrnie |
| "I'm going to gun training to shoot fat girls until they die" | Tamas |
| "You can split all of Nios into pieces" "Can we? Cheers." |
Rob Fish |
| "You didn't fuck them all, you might have fucked their friends" | Rob |
| "That's a girly amount of damage" | Fish |
| "Good job you brought your incompetance pants with you" | Baldrick |
| "A borg is a human who's had all it's bits removed" | Rob |
| "You've been training scince you were 3 years old to kill this bastard" "What, the councillors?" |
Rob Fish |
| "I'd buy a helmet if I were you, mate" | Byrnie |
| "You may think differently, but you would" | Pete |
| "The first thing you do is take the sheet out of the cover" | Byrnie |
| "You're offending me in a way that pisses me off" | Rob |
| "I hate this bloody system" | Pete |
| "Do you have a licence for that?" "I don't need a licence, this is a cocktail" |
Pete Rob |
| "I would like to write a CV" was misheard as "would you like to see me?" "yeah, in a concrete overfloat trying to swim the channel" |
Tamas Rob |
| "Tamas the insecurity guard" | Byrnie |
| "It's already been tried" "Yeah, by the fucking nut" |
Pete Fish |
| "We're right in the middle of it, but slightly to the left" | Pete |
| A softcore asassination attempt: "Kill him by hitting him with marshmellows" |
Byrnie |
| "I'm useless" | Fish |
| "What is the point of having a forum if the public can't get to it" | Rob |
| "We didn't invite you, and you're obviously mad" | Fish |
| "We belive you were involved in the murder of Gideon Moss. We have no proof." | Pete |
| "So what was all this esionage and sabotage you did then" | Pete |
| "You seem to be messing with forces you don't understand" "Thermal conductive or thermal reflective?" |
Rob Pete |
| "Hold it, I think I missed your good side" "Nope." |
Pete Byrnie |
| "What do you want to do?" "Go and kill all five of them" "But what can you actually do?" |
Rob Pete Byrnie |
| "What happened?" "We were sitting here and his leg fell off" |
Rob Pete |
| "You're in the borg medical unit and you're telling me you're not borged" | Fish |
| "If Acerine Machines are on our side we are absolutely, totally, desperately fucked." | Pete |
(c)1998 A. O'Byrne, graphics+ game info from R.Lang, contributions
from various sources